An explanation of the photo

Hello dear family,

I would like to first thank Heather for posting a more flattering picture of me on this blog. I suppose your imaginations are making-up the wildest stories. After all, you know me to be quite the ladies man. First of all, yes, that is a feathered boa you see. Second, yes, there are four of them in the picture with me. My name that night was Stuart D. Muffin. They all called me "Stu"... good, Aaron, sound it out...it sounds like "Stud Muffin". It was a Murder Mystery Dinner and Evening put on by Diana who you all may remember from my exciting visit to the premiere of High School Musical 3. My character was supposed to be handsome, charming, yet stupid. I played the first two adjectives well, but I was even better at the last. I believe I naturally filled that part of the role. My character gave me abilities I didn't know I had! It was as if I was Stud Muffin himself. I had my arm around each of the girls at least once during the night. I winked until I thought I had a twitch in my eye. Yet, by the middle of the night, I realized that I could not take my jacket off, for someone had taken a water pistol and shot me in the armpits... So the jacket stayed on, and Stud kept getting hotter (in more ways than one). Truth be told, my character was guilty only of having affairs with every lady in the company (surprise!). The murderer was someone else much smarter than I. So if I am ever accused of a crime, please stand by me in my defense that "I'm a lover not a fighter".

That's the news from the Honeydew... thanks for reading!